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PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 4:24 pm 
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Four married guys go skating. During the session the following
Conversation took place:

First Guy:
'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out skating this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.'

Second Guy:
'That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.'

Third Guy:
'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.'

They continue to skate when they realised that the fourth guy has not said a word.

So they ask him, 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come skating this weekend.. What's the deal?'

Fourth guy:
'I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it went off, I gave the wife a slap on the arse and said:
'skate or shag?' She said: 'Wear sun-block'.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:01 pm 
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my wife gave me a signed note that is stuck to the fridge,(the same fridge that is full of my beer) that states i can do whatever i want when ever i want.
so far its all good but we have only been married 1.5 years.


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